The Jordan brand’s legacy keeps on giving. Wherever there’s a large Nike swoosh and a Jumpman logo, you’re looking at one of the most recognizable brand identities ever created. This rings true even in the realm of couches. You might already be aware of a few ways creative designers have integrated the Jordan sneaker design into common household objects, but today’s topic takes the cake for outlandishness. Introducing the Air Jordan toilet!
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Hear us out… A Jordan sneaker is already good enough, but what if you had a giant Jordan that existed just for you? One that could be just as useful for your daily needs like the sneaker, but also provide a level of luxurious privacy that can’t be matched in any other way. Introducing the AI Air Jordan Toilet concept.
1. Nike Air Jordan 1 Retro ‘Chicago’
This is easily the most recognizable Jordan sneaker that exists, and now you can finally see what it might look like in your home. An Air Jordan 1 toilet seat is nothing to scoff at. Taking your time to idle away and drain your body is an essential human activity. With this toilet seat, you’re bound to be on a special type of vibe as you doom scroll and wait to be done with the toilet. It’s a sleek design with a very comfy-looking toilet seat. It also has a generous base, making it well-constructed and clear of any risk of breaking. Best of all, when you return home from a long, stressful day at work, seeing this seat in your bathroom will make you feel like a million bucks.
Here’s a quick look at what the model could look like in a miniature form. This is a toilet that screams comfort and functionality. If Nike and Jordan Brand are willing to produce these, expect them to be sold out on the first day.
2. Air Jordan III Retro ‘Cardinal Red’
Air Jordan 3’s are a part of the Jordan brand’s biggest selling lines. These sneakers have everything you could ask for in a pair of Jordans, and that includes instant recognition thanks to the elephant print. With a Jordan 3 toilet, you can successfully stay in character, even when the sneakers aren’t on your feet.
The most unique feature on a pair of Jordan 3s has to be the elephant print. After MJ requested a sneaker with a more luxurious design, these sneakers were birthed. As a toilet seat, the luxury is even more pronounced. It’s a design signature that’s hard to beat and likely to have a lot of mainstay in the mind of any visitor that has the privilege of using your bathroom.
3. Air Jordan 8 Retro ‘Alternate’
The Air Jordan 8 is one of the more underrated silhouettes in Jordan’s iconic line of sneakers, but within this collection of toilets, it sticks out and almost looks like a throne. Only the best ball players deserve a toilet seat that looks this regal. The fun use of patterns scattered around the toilet seat build gives this look a lot of character. It’s a pure homage to MJ, and it’s done amazingly well. There’s no one on the court that dares disrespect your skills once they find out just how committed you are.
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4. Air Jordan XIII Retro OG ‘White/Red’
This pair of Jordans is one that we can undoubtedly tag as future-proof. As a toilet seat, you’re blessed with the most comfortable cushion as a backrest. The translation of Jordan 13s into a viable toiled seat makes for one of the best reinventions of a design. The original history behind the Jordan XIII makes the prospect of a toilet seat far more interesting than you might imagine. This sneaker actually drew inspiration from a panther’s paws as a way to express the “pounce” and quick steps MJ had in his prime. The sneakers did well commercially, and they still currently remain one of the most unique-looking Jordans today.
The AI designer also managed to adapt the circle hologram, but not as a part of the Air Jordan toilet seat, but instead on the toilet wall. This toilet seat is a proof of concept we’d love to see in the real world soon!
5. Jordan 13 Retro ‘He Got Game’
Continuing the line of Jordan 13 toilets, we’ve also got this design that is heavily inspired by the ‘He Got Game’ Jordans, which were inspired by the Spike Lee movie of the same name. As far as toilet designs go, it’s less intimidating than the Jordan 13 toilet shown above, but it still looks pretty sleek and futuristic. Adapting to how it works is definitely going to be a chore by itself. This toilet looks like it should come with an instruction manual.
One thing we can tell is that this toilet is bound to house a host of features. If there’s any toilet on this list that is likely to come with a premium bidet experience, this has to be the one.
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6. Jordan 34 PF ‘Chicago’
Now, this final Air Jordan sneaker toilet was a bit tricky to identify, but its design signature is still one for the ages. A true modernist approach to toilets, this one looks like the type of toilet seat that can also double as a napping spot. Depending on the type of person you are, that might be the best or worst thing you’ve ever heard. The iconic Jordan logo remains ever-present here, and a lot of the curves and lines are reminiscent of the Jordan 34 PF Chicagos.
Even if this sneaker toilet has no direct inspiration, it still translates the boldness of Air Jordan’s in the form of a toilet seat. That’s an amazing feat by itself.
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Final Verdict
Air Jordan toilet seats may be unconventional, but they are very eye-catching. Nike should consider capitalizing on this idea if they are looking to generate profit outside of their conventional income sources.
